Mental Illness Day

This day celebrates the existence of Dreamgenders, Dreamsexuals, Animesexuals and Zoophiles.

Literally no one celebrates it.

Degenerate: "Hey lets celebrate Mental Illness Day!"

Sane Person: "what"

Degenerate: "I'm dreamgender"

Sane Person: "please go outside for once for gods sake"

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well ill be jiggered

a hick phrase meaning shocked, excited, or pleasantly surprised

My four wheeler rolled over in the corn field while I was muddin...well Ill be jiggered

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All Chill Ill

Adj: It's like being chill, except on a whole nother level.

1: Sometimes being all chill ill is the best way to deal with all this shit.

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ill dog you

A scenario which is used in a fighting tone, and gaming which is like saying ill beat you or someone else will depending who is said before "dog"

My son will dog you

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ill be your huckleberry

this means you'll be someone's lifelong companion, a boyfriend or girlfriend, or bff as Huck was to Tom

I told my girlfriend that ill be your huckleberry. She smiled and said "you already are."

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Ill at ease

State of being - Chill, relaxed or calm.

Person 1: How ya been doin, man?
Person 2: Ill at ease, bro.

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house of ill compute

An online call center for prostitutes and their clients; a cyberbordello.

I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!

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