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Text messaging someone with your cell phone when it is against the rules, such as text messaging during class or text messaging while you're at work.
1. My teacher took away my phone today coz i was closet texting.
2. Ashley: "How are you texting me right now if you're at work?"
Jose: "I'm closet texting!"
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1. A person who thrives on a capitalist based income such as sales or rental revenue but prefers to vote for liberal figures or policies which may not align with their financial goals.
2. A person who does not openly admit that they would vote conservatively out of fear that they might be ostracized by their liberal peers.
1. I am an income property investor and I rely on a strong rental revenue stream to maintain my portfolio, however I feel that open borders are an important human right so I vote Liberal. You might call me a "Closet Conservative"
2. My friends are all staunch liberals, some of them are Antifa members so I can't admit to them that I voted Republican or they might disown me... or worse...
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1.When you makeout with someone in a closet.
2. When you're making out with someone in secret.
1. Dude, I caught Dave and Jen doing some closet time! Sick.
2. You wouldn't believe what I heard, Lisa has been doing some SERIOUS closet time with John!
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a woman who has really nice, large breasts but for some reason always chooses to hide them. She can often be seen wearing loose fitting over-sized clothing. Only on the rarest of occasions can you see her true form. This could be the result of embarassment from pre-mature physical developement.
I didnt realize Jennifer had closet tits until she got drunk and took her loose sweater off, revealing very large breasts.
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A situation that forces somone to come out of the closet
Getting caught in the middle of felatio with your boyfriend is a sure fire closet bomb.
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a directioner that refuses to tell anyone that they like One Direction; they know all of their songs, own a bunch of merchandise, and secretly dance around in their room to WMYB; usually happens with boys that are in denial about liking pop music. in fact, they are so in denial that they are drowning
OMG, Stacy, Darren is such a Closet Directioner! I saw him dancing in his room to What Makes You Beautiful, and i took pictures and videos!
A shy yet kinky person that is ready to get bent over at moments notice.(but on the DL)
Damn Sammy is a real closet kink bro