somone that bails on plans, especially at the last minute
yo that biznatch Alice Wong is a DITCH PIG, she totally flopped on us.
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Namely a fat gap toothed hick with a bad dye job. Also can be seen at night around bingos and bars looking for a man to have a good time with before going home to wallow in her filth. Also known as a vicki.
Girl at bar: Ew look at that Ditch Pig going home with that Robert
Other girl at bar: Why in the world is he with her ?
First Girl at bar: I dont know but he is obviously blind !
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a compliment on how great ben is
"ditch ben"
"why thank you"
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Another term for cunnilingus,eating pussy,eating out, etc.
Did you hear? Brittney Spears Ditch Devoured a dead prostitute
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The redneck version of a gutter slut.
In contrast to a gutter slut... high heels, miniskirt, smeared makeup, and a martini glass. A ditch slut would have jeans, tshirt, no teeth, beer can, and be barefoot.
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A mission in which you have to seek out an individual, beat the shit out of them, interrogate them until they talk, then ditch them in the desert when you're done. Only an expert can pull this off... >.>
Eddie: Someone's following us
Van Halen: Careful, it might be a ditch mission. We better go into hiding. I'll never talk and my car was impounded because I ran over an old lady, so we'd be fucked.
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