morning feet

The feeling you get in the morning when the bottoms of your feet are much more sensitive than they usually are.

I can't walk barefoot in the morning! I have morning feet!!!

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Morning Cancer

The state in which an individual may find them self if the morning sun is rising, and the individual has not yet gone to sleep.

Guys, take a look out the window! We're all getting morning cancer!

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morning face

The way a girl looks without makeup.

That's an ass nasty morning face that trick ass hoe be sportin, yo.

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morning-skinny

That magical time after a morning dump and before you eat anything.

Make sure you put a full length mirror near your bathroom so you can take full advantage of your morning-skinny

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morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.

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morning wood

When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down "T" position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called "morning glory" and "pitching a tent." Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).

MOM: "Billy, wake up! Time to go to school."
BILLY: "God, mom, How many times have I told you to knock?!?"
MOM: "Goodness Billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?"
BILLY: "I didn't mom. It's my morning wood. Now get out!!!"

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good morning

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.

"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.

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