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When you fart into a blanket and then give it to someone while the smell is still in it.
My wife kept trying to take the blanket from me on the couch so I gave her a preheated oven.
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The act of scissoring one's ass to another's naval.
Star totally gave Gary the dirty oven.
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something a girl yells when her pussy's wet. her man then acts upon this call by putting his drumstick in for some cooking
yo momma signaled she was wet by calling "Oven's ready!" last nite
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This is a modified Dutch Oven. This occurs when one takes a shit under the covers as opposed to farting. The rest of the procedure is as in the original Dutch Oven.
Joan of Ark (calls on telephone): Is Beatrice there?
Jeb: Nope she's still taking a shower after I gave her a wicked Swiss Oven.
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A slang term used for inviting your entire family (wife and children included) into a sleeping bag where the family dog awaits after eating 14 tacos. The sleeping bag is sealed up, not unlike a sarcophagus while the muffled screams die out.
The family perished in a dutch oven.
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Make sure that oven jizz is hot enough to thoroughly cook that pizza!
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According to Southerners, Pot Oven is a Northern term meaning that the guy in question (the Pot Oven) is quite a looker.
Girl 1: "Who's a Pot Oven?"
Girl 2: "Orlando Bloom, that's who!"
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