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Seriously. I can't tell the difference between Theory of a Deadman and Nickelback. What the fuck is with all these shitty rock bands that sound like each other?
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A phrase that can potentially be used at the end of a sentence to potentially be an asshole.
Usually used after a fact or bold statement.
Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey bro! What was the cause of extinction for dinosaurs?"
Asshole: "A large meteorite struck the earth, according to theory."
Or for even the more practical use:
Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey what time does the movie start?"
Asshole: "7:05 according to theory."
Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "No need to be a douche"
Asshole: "Come at me bro!"
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Once a man cums inside of a woman, she becomes attached for life. This causes societal problems.
"Dude, she will NOT stop texting me, and calling me!"
Seth: 'did you cum in her?"
"Yeah"
Seth: "there's your problem bro" its all about "Seth's Theory"
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Controversial theory that the unusually high number of deaths of celebrities in the early months of 2016 occurred due to the murderous actions of a serial killer rather than pure chance.
Abstract Noun. Compound word combining 'celebrity' with 'cide' - as in matricide, suicide and genocide.
The celebritycide theory explains why David Bowie, Prince, Victoria Wood, Alan Rickman and Terry Wogan all became toast in early 2016.
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A tenet of Nick Land's speculative realism in which formalism and representation become continuous with respect to each other, obviating the object between them.
Constructivistic surrealism.
The collapse of the signifier/sign/signed triangle in semiotic theory into a duality of signifier and signed.
Preliminarily schematized in computer science by replacing object-oriented programming with attribute-oriented programming (synthetic programming); and ultimately reference-oriented programming.
Theory-fiction eliminates the object itself by collapsing the triangle of semiotic representationalism into a duality.
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The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
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A phrase often used by science deniers, usually against the scientific theory of evolution. It implies that a "theory" is just an unproven "guess", therefore evolution is an unproved lie. This stems from a fundamental misunderstanding of the word "theory" in the context of science.
In colloquial use, a 'theory' may mean a "guess", but in Science, a 'theory' is defined as "a well-substantiated explanation of an aspect of the natural world." Therefore the phrase "Evolution is just a theory" makes no sense.
A: Evolution is just a theory!
B: Yes, it is. It's a scientific theory that is supported by the best available evidence. Cell theory is a theory too, do you deny that we are made of cells? And gravity is a theory too, do you jump off of bridges?
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