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The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.
Pfizer Science is the way of the future... and the past. (So, it passed)
You were probably typing this in because you were bored while doing a science project.
Kyle; I don't wanna.
Jess; Oh come on.
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill; But you said the glands wouldn't be in the test.
C.K; *Types Science Stuffs* Okay I looked up all the Science Stuffs!
Kyle, Jess and Ax; ALREADY?
C.K; *just look up Science Stuffs*
Everyone else; DONE!
Mr. Teach; Already? Where's your work?
All except Mr. Teach; Uhhh
Me; Okay, this "example" is long enough.
Everyone; wait wut.
*World explodes*
A degree in anal science can only be obtained on "education connection.com" You can only get that degree online.
Guy:I have extreme pain in my ass!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!
A form of science based upon the use of plastic bags on the head as a shield against all things which have an "oop" sound in the word describing them. Naming credit is shared with Cuteness von Shenanigan.
You cannot boop me. *puts plastic bag on head* Shielded by the science of blah! Mwahaha
A field of study mainly dominated by absolute whores, during a funky investigation, as governed by the standards of admissible evidence and slutty procedure
Bro FR studying whorensic science the way he wears that turtleneck
similar to a history buff, but with science.
a science buff will usually bring up lots of science facts or study constantly, not just on one specific thing but they seem obsessed with science in general.
guy: did you know george is in science club?
gal: yeah, didn’t you know he was a science buff?
The science how how things work in relation to the human body as defined by bro’s. No college degree required.
Sally g broke down the bro science on how to lose 90 pounds in 3 months.