whatever flips your ship

A clever play off of "Whatever floats your boat."
Used as a reply to a ludicrous sounding idea or statement.

"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get some popcorn."
"Whatever floats your boat."

"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go nuke your goldfish in the microwave."
"Whatever flips your ship."

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whatever toasts your bagel

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.

Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."

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whatever wets your harbour

It means when a girl is turned on by somthing and it makes her "wet"(produce a natural lubracation from her vagina ready for sexual intercourse)

katie: i love it when they wink like that!
Peter: Whatever wets your harbour...

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whatever rows your boat

Proper saying, instead of floats your boat.
Whatever makes you happy

"Should we get icecream or pizza?"
"Whatever rows your boat!"

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whatever floats in your boat

A term used to say, "I'm glad that makes you happy, even though I don't get it myself." Although contrary to popular belief, the phrase is whatever floats in your boat, not whatever floats your boat. It is used the same way, but it is in fact whatever floats in your boat.

Damn, shes hot as hell

I dont think so man, but whatever floats in your boat.

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whatever floats your boat

A term used to say, "I'm glad that makes you happy, even though I don't get it myself."

Comes from the term "man in the boat" referring to the clitoris and the female genitalia. So, if your boat is floating, you are quite happy.

1: I love eating pigs feet, they sure are tasty.

2: That sounds nasty, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

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Whatever gloats your goat

A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.

Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."

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