means to be confused, think something else to what the person is actually saying
"i'm gay"
"haha homosexual"
"no i'm happy i mean"
that would be getting "wires crossed"
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To mix alcohol and pills/weed/or any other drug.
FUCKS YOU UP!!!
Tony- Hey man- we finished that handle of tequila
Mike- Yeah i know, lets drink that fifth of gin
Tony- Lets take these flexeril first and get cross faded
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next day-
mike- wtf happened, why am i in your drive way
tony- idk, i was on top of the shed
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From the cosmo website:
" With all the twisting and bending that goes on, sometimes sex can feel more like a cardio workout than a pleasurefest. That's why it's important to have at least one relaxed orgasm โ inducing position in your repertoire. Such as this: "While you're on your back, he should lie on his side, turned toward you," explains Solot. "Swing both legs over his hips and thighs, making a bridge over them." Then, just let him gently thrust into you. If it takes you a while to climax, this pose is ideal. "It's not very aerobic, so the sex can go on for a long time without either of you tiring out," says Laura Berman, PhD, director of the Berman Center and author of The Passion Prescription. "When you want to climax, it's easy to touch yourself or he can use his top hand to stimulate you. "
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-4
Even though the Criss-Cross is a sex position from the cosmo website, it can really help us guys out...
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To swap an engine from a car with an engine that doesn't belong in it.
I'm gonna cross-breed my BMW to a 2JZ Toyota Supra engine.
I cross-bred my BMW with a EJ25 Subaru engine. Which is also called a FAIL
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Preppy, isolated school overlooking one of the more useless cities in the US, Worcester. Filled with people who really would rather be shitfaced then in class, the atmosphere can be quite maddening if you do not have the means to escape campus everyone now and then (aka have a car). The food sucks, but that is not a problem for most, since anorexia is all the rage here. When in doubt, if you don't know someone's name try "Caitlin" or "Joe."
caitlin please wear lacoste, not imposter. this is Holy Cross, not Worcester State. mix my gin with vodka please, not juice. i alreay had 110 calories at dinner with my 2 oz. salad.
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The best game ever!!! Third sequel to Chrono Trigger. At first glance it seems as though it has nothing to do with Chrono Trigger, but it does! Very philosophical and profound for a video game.
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1)a sneaky way to drag a cigarette without anyone seeing, this is acheived by holding the smoke parallel to the inside of the arm
billy was scared of being caught smoking at school so he started southern crossing it so nobody could see
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