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When your day has started off on literally the shittiest foot you’ve ever seen and you’re trying to be optimistic.
I just saw my cat eat his own shit and die. “Great start” to my day.
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“Im so rich” start the hat we know your lying
Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.
Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.
A cold start is when you take a car immediately to the pay n spray after a mini shooting rampage and take off after with no wanted level in Grand Theft Auto. Your car is never hot!
Link: why’d ya cold start? You coulda had it by just running down the straight away!
Me: I shot a cop and I didn’t want to lose my Cognoscenti!
When you stop jerking off to Noah's cousin.
Anthony: "Starting now."
Noah: That means you did it in the first place!