Its a funny story

Something you say when you know your screwed, and your thinking of a way around it.

Jim - "Dude, why are you driving my car?"

Dave - "Its a funny story really-"

Jim - "Shut the fuck up and get out of my car."

Dave "Ok...."

its maui time

When you r licking the puss and she starts screaming so u turn into an eagle and fly inside of her open vagina. After a good hour of searching you finally find that sweet spot. At this moment you simultaniously turn into THE BOD and make a massive bust, spraying the room full of sweet demi-god cream. Helps if Tomatoa is the victim

Her: Oh yes this is so good
Him: I'm going in honey
*EAGLE*
Him: ITS MAUI TIME
Her:*dead*
Him: YOUR WELCOME

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Its so fluffy

An explanation of happiness, approval or excitement

Synonyms: awesome, sweet, etc

Siara: Janelle, I bought you something really cool!
Janelle: Its so fluffy!

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Its Fucking Beast

A phrase overused by Ryan, because of his lack of skillz to explain things in a understandable manner.

Sage- "What so good about Resistance?"

Ryan- Its Fucking Beast !

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shh its ok

a common phrase used after your parents are heard walking by your room while you are in "the act".

CREEK...CREEK
"Whoa, what was that?!"
"Shh its ok."

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shh its ok

when you fart while in a sexual act you just utter the words shh its ok

POOOP BAMM FART.. EWWWWW ... shh its ok

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final kick-its

The last few get togethers before your buddy moves away.

Duder 1: "Sorry brosephs Chelsea got the job so we are moving in a couple of weeks son."

Duder 2: "DAMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"

Duder 3: "Dudes we have to start our final kick-its this weekend. And your ass betta come visit like erryweekend, or at least once a month."

Duder 1: "Sorry guys, I feel so ashamed. I'm gonna miss you guys BIGTIME yo."

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