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A guy that looks mexican, but he's clearly salvadorian due to his height, or lack thereof. Frequents ratemyprofessors.com, in which he is constantly tearing down the various professors he has throughout his semester at community college. I think his dick is big too? He said so but I think he might be lying.
Damn Ivan, you got a BIG ol' dick and balls!
Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.
Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.
A handsome, outgoing, confident, crazy, gracious guy who always has the most beautiful smile on. He has big brown eyes that sparkle during the day and night. He is fun to hang around with. He is weird but thats why her friends like about him. He has a really cute laugh and makes everyone laugh.
-Hey, have you heard of Ivan? He's my best friend and I thought you guys would get along.
Ivan is the smartest, funniest, most attractive human being on the planet. Every second you are with him is pure joy and your heart starts racing when you’re around him. His warm embrace is all you need when you’re in a bad mood. Under his humorous exterior, Ivan is loyal and kind, and will never let you go. Just as he is not letting me go now. I dont have a lot of time he is coming. I dont think my jaw is attached to my body anymore. It hurts so much why did i talk to that girl i was just asking her for a new pencil Please help me Im running out of air and im scared my i!snns dnd c n!!!,,’xnxmx
Girl 1: Wow, isn’t Ivan such a cutie?
Girl 2: Yes, he is! And I bet he hopes you don’t tell anybody about what you have just seen.
The basic russian. the biggest piece of dog meat to ever exist. Large consumer of vodka and heavily abused at home. Struggles in public due to lack of social skills and overall is an easy target to bully. You do not want to be around an Ivan because they tend to get an impulse need of dick in the ass. Is in heavy debt and can't seem to go a day without crying. Dont be an Ivan. Fruity.
Look, that guy is an ivan, run away
A bitch ass cuck that insults women. An Ivan does not know when to stop, and has little respect for others. People often do not have respect for Ivan either.
“Bro did he really just ask you guys to have a ‘bitch fight’?”
“Yeah... I feel so disrespected. He kept suggesting it too!”
“I have no respect for him. Must’ve been an Ivan.”
A bestie friend that’s is also dumb. Funny at serious times but hey what can I say? He’s a great friend, get yourself an ivan.
Friend : “ I’m upset “
Ivan: “aww too bad bitch “