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Dabbing Janks

British slang term for masturbation.

“Man I just had the best time dabbing janks.”

by toxicnerd March 9, 2019


janking

janking is the other term for jerking off as this is the lets say more "funny" way to say it or your trying to keep it on the low its a better alternative for the word jerking and can be used in multiple scenarios as in a funny way to say jerking or even a way to say jerking on the down low

person 1: im janking my shi rn

person 2: aight bro

by skibiditoiletultrasigma May 2, 2024


Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober January 27, 2016


christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda

"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"

by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022


d-jank

a person that ruins one fandom or community by bringing in another one

I stopped listening to power metal after those d-jank Furries took over.

by pasquetti October 18, 2019


Hanky jank

Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.

I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.

by Spedoman'sspork February 15, 2022


pow jank

the word defines another dance for fist pumping!!!

Hey man lets do the Pow jank!!
ugh ugh uggh ughh ughh
Ha thats funny!!

by sherisse March 23, 2010