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verb ~ The term used when a person might as well be sleeping naked because they are hanging out of their clothing anyways.
"Man, my girlfried freaked out because I was sleeping japanese."
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Can only be accomplished when the recipient is utterly intoxicated: any substance works. The act of tricking somebody who is completely intoxicated, "out of it", into the honest belief that you stuck a wrapped japanese cupcake up his or her ass. By which you really just stuck it in his or her left coat pocket.
John, you just got japanese cupcaked!
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the rain people get in japan. otherwise known as RAIN IN JAPAN! Why the hell do you people need to look up what rain in japan is???
I wonder if there's such thing as japanese rain...
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n. this is a skill for men only. it is a painful maneuver yet easy to learn and a good way to "spice" ones love life up-literally. during an intimate time with ones partner, have a bottle of hot sauce next to you ready to use but make sure the partner does not see it. in the middle, make up an excuse to stop momentarily. without your partner seeing, smother your hand in the hot sauce. then in one swift motion, ram your fist up the vagina and spread your fingers out. this will duplicate a sharp, stinging sensation much like that of getting hit with a Japanese throwing star.
Jamie: Dude, how was your night with Monica?
Nick: Well, I took your advice and tried the Japanese Star.
Jamie: Oh nice dude. How'd it go?
Nick: I used dynamite spicy sushi sauce. There was blood everywhere...
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A kiss between two parties that requires the individual initiating the kiss to declare, "Hello Kitty!" just before their lips meet.
"I bet you a Japanese kiss that you won't put your hand on my lap again."
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When you are banging a chick from behind and you pull her eyes back to make her look Japanese. You finish with pouring a glass of water over her head and yelling Godzilla
Nate's girl talked back to him so he gave her a Japanese firefighter later that night during "special time".
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A bondage technique where in your partner is suspended midair via any means (including duck tape or rope) where the suspended individual is lightly dusted in powdered sugar while the person who is not suspended (preferably the male) yells kamikaze bonsai while jumping off a chair and attempts to penetrate or be penetrated by the other partner suspended in midair.
Yo fam I heard from your ex that you are killer at the Japanese Sanduster!
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