A kiss that will never normally be happen, but due to the occasion and overall merry-ness, it is given. Generally Used to get the hottie at a christmas party, but sometimes used against one by family.
Toby: Dude, i just christmas kissed auntie jane.
Alan: You're Sick.
Joe: I totally scored sarah!
Simon: Man, It was just a christmas Kiss.
Joe: I hate you.
When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek
βBro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidonβ
When you are taking to a person of interest and outta nowhere they kiss you.
I was out a bar last night when, outta nowhere, this girl jump kissed me.
When a persons drunk mother licks your face.
Mikes mom is drunk again she's giving everybody kelly kisses
simply put, a blow job, fellatio or head - however you want to say it.
inspired by a drink called coconut kiss that looks like jizz in a bottle.
I totally gave Thomas a coconut kiss last night!
Omg did you hear that Emily gave Freddie a coconut kiss?
Where's Michelle? Oh she's giving Tony a coconut kiss.
funny ass parody of Spongebob SquarePants. If u never saw, watch it!!!
Jon: "Yo u watch Grandma's Kisses yet?"
Rob: " Yea I nearly pissed my pants it was so funny!"
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English term for a Head butt, a form of physical attack where the victim is hit on the forehead by the attacker's head.
"After critiquing an opposition player's tackling style, Roger recieved a serious Liverpool Kiss"
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