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when traveling from country with hi-speed internet to lower one, you'll experience a LAN-lag, that's frustrating!
wtfg, I open Google with no delay in Japan but now I gotta wait 5 seconds! I think I got LAN-lag
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When you smoke some crappy ganja (schwag) and get very tired and start to crash.
I smoked a big joint of some mexican schwag, now i suffer from schwag lag and must sleep.
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When a friend is lagging it and holding up the rest of the group.
Friend 1: Whats taking "friends name here" so long?
Friend 2: Im not sure, but he needs to hurry up and get off the lag wagon.
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When your watching porn on the internet and your connection is slow so your porn is jumpy and the sound is off beat with the action.
"man i was having a bat last night till i hit shag lag and i didnt know if i should keep going or stop"
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when your fucking a girl in the ass and the lube starts to wear off
i was about to orgasm but then the ass lag started
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the sleepy feeling you get when trying to adjust to the new time for daylight saving time
chris: man i feel so tired
jim: why? what'd you do yesterday?
chris: nothing, i just got a little DST lag
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Lag Monkeys are those mysterious primates at cause your internet connection to run way slower than usual by soaking up the bandwidth with streaming p*rn.
Dude 1: My gigabit DSL is running way slow today..
Dude 2: Yeah, must be those damn lag monkeys again.
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