lay a nest

(v.) The act of laying down toilet paper on the toilet seat before sitting down to avoid germs or some type of disease

Tom walked into the bathroo stall and the toilet seat looked dirty, so he decided to lay a nest before sitting down.

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lay a coil

to take a dumper-doo

i gotta go lay a coil

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lay waste

to put a matter to rest, creating resolution for a situation

What's that mate? Hang on I better ask my boss. He'll lay waste to this.

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laying rope

Taking a crap so big it resembles rope wrapped around the toilet!

What do you want? I am in the restroom laying rope!

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lay anchor

It's when while on toilet your balls reach the water.

Oh damn, I went to the bathroom and I just lay anchor.

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gutter lay

A really filthy, dirty, smelly, regretable fuck. A fuck so grungy and diseased, one goes running to the STD clinic the next morning.

"Dude...Please tell me you didn't bag that whore from the bar last night."

"I did. I was so hammered, I just didn't care. She was the nastiest gutter lay I've ever had."

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lay loft

a) an offensive synonym for a harem
b) a massage parlor/strip club that offers, behind closed, full services for an extra charge from the customer

have you ever been to a lay loft. definition b)?

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