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A team whose fan base has all the arrogance of the New York Yankees nation, loving a team that is quickly becoming a band of loveable losers (like the Chicago Cubs...). 1967 is a quickly fading memory. A fanbase that evidently has a high threshold for chronic mediocrity, given that they havent made the playoffs the past two seasons. All this from a city which has about as much soul as Des Moines. In Leafs fans minds...they would say they have a World Class hockey team. Most clear headed people know better.
Toronto Maple Leafs Nation..See Websters definition of "false bravado".
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When two girls press their naked breasts together and a guy titty-fucks the center.
Guy #1: So did you get lucky with that girl last night?
Guy #2: Sure did. Turns out she has a kinky roommate with big tits. Let's just say together they helped me find a Four Leaf Clover!
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1) Toronto's NHL franchise.
3) A group of gritty, tough-as-nails men responsible for the anal penetration/spanking of 20 Ottawa Senators every year come playoff time.
Common usage in conversation:
"The sky is blue."
"Water is wet."
"The Maple Leafs smoked the Sens."
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Inane, idiotic, far from the truth stories and rumours that come out of the Toronto Area about the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Particularly, during the Free Agent offseason and around the time of the trade deadline.
Rumors that make Eklund's 30% BS look credible.
Larry Leaf Fan: Hey Did you hear? The Leafs are trading for Peter Forsberg, Naslund, Kariya, Khabibulin, Hatcher, Modano and Yzerman. - I heard it on the news
Hockey Fan w/brain: Yeah right, thats just Leaf Nation Sensationalism.
LLF: Dude we're gonna get them I know it.
HF: Yeah right, the same rumors have been coming out of Toronto since 67.
LLF: Ahh go fuck yourself Leafs will win the cup this year.
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Three words ... Nineteen Sixty Seven
"The Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a cup since when?"
"1967"
"Wow, that's a long time ago"
"No kidding"
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A kids summer camp located on Jacob's Island in Pigeon Lake nearby Peterborough, Ontario, Canada.
Also known as the greatest place in the entire world.
**On the bus ride**
Camper: Where are we going?
Nashville: Camp Maple Leaf, better known as
THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
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The most loved yet hated team in the NHL. Most haters are usually jealous of the popularity the leafs'and their fans have. (Just remember) that the leafs hold the second most stanley cups in the league. haters tend to IMMEDIATELY jump in with "no cups since '67", "they suck", "they're too old" or other immature, insightful and hilarious comments. HA!
There are a lot other teams who suck a lot more than the leafs, so why don't all you haters go waste your life and obsess over that? Oh right, it's because you're jealous of the LEAFS. No one hates "losers" that much. Get a life. GO LEAFS GO!!
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