Lego - Toy meant for kids, in reality, adults play with it. Can be used as last chance weapon, if attack is a succes target is going to die in pain and pure agony
When I was deployed in Iraq, our Commander ordered us to drop Lego on a Village, all targets were eliminated instantly
A satanic object sent from hell to torture humans. They are commonly found in a child's bedroom. If you step on one you will feel the collective pain of every soul encased in the depths of hell rushing through your foot.
Bob: Oh hey Billy, wanna play with some legos at my house after school?
Billy: Back of you satanic creature. I refuse to be within 333 miles of those pagan objects!
A word used by idiots talking about Lego bricks thinking there is an "S" on the end of a word that there isn't and never has been or will be.
Idiot "I was playing with Legos"
Normal person "You mean Lego"
Idiot "That's what I said, Legos"
Normal person "there is no "s" on the end, idiot!"
Blocks of colour that are used by teenagers to create insulting structures of their dreams
Hey look! A teenager! Must like lego
It's a fcuking toy made for bich ass 9 year olds
Person 1:I'ma go play with my Legos. Person 2: Ok other 9 year old
A land mine waiting to be stepped on
I stepped on some legos😖
An interlocking system of building blocks and one of the most successful tours in the world. Founded in Denmark. Most people find they hurt to step on. I have no idea why they don't affect me.
Lego is awesome
Mom: SON I STEPPED ON ONE OF YOUR LEGOS AND MY FOOT'S BLEEDING!
Me, the weird one in the family: They don't hurt
Yep, I'm an alien