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Lego

Lego - Toy meant for kids, in reality, adults play with it. Can be used as last chance weapon, if attack is a succes target is going to die in pain and pure agony

When I was deployed in Iraq, our Commander ordered us to drop Lego on a Village, all targets were eliminated instantly

by Boolder July 17, 2019


Lego

A satanic object sent from hell to torture humans. They are commonly found in a child's bedroom. If you step on one you will feel the collective pain of every soul encased in the depths of hell rushing through your foot.

Bob: Oh hey Billy, wanna play with some legos at my house after school?
Billy: Back of you satanic creature. I refuse to be within 333 miles of those pagan objects!

by Acrius the 69th January 19, 2021


Legos

A word used by idiots talking about Lego bricks thinking there is an "S" on the end of a word that there isn't and never has been or will be.

Idiot "I was playing with Legos"
Normal person "You mean Lego"
Idiot "That's what I said, Legos"
Normal person "there is no "s" on the end, idiot!"

by Adam3Sixty June 16, 2020


Lego

Blocks of colour that are used by teenagers to create insulting structures of their dreams

Hey look! A teenager! Must like lego

by Catnonymous May 21, 2019


Lego

It's a fcuking toy made for bich ass 9 year olds

Person 1:I'ma go play with my Legos. Person 2: Ok other 9 year old

by Im_bored_kys December 21, 2023


Legos

A land mine waiting to be stepped on

I stepped on some legos😖

by It’s ya mega boi July 16, 2018


Lego

An interlocking system of building blocks and one of the most successful tours in the world. Founded in Denmark. Most people find they hurt to step on. I have no idea why they don't affect me.

Lego is awesome

Mom: SON I STEPPED ON ONE OF YOUR LEGOS AND MY FOOT'S BLEEDING!

Me, the weird one in the family: They don't hurt

Yep, I'm an alien

by GalactaK April 28, 2020