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When someone has a foot fetish consisting of only midgets, many many midgets, who constantly pee on that person one after another
Hey man how was your first night in vegas?
Good I had a threesome and totally felt greatvafter, how bout you?
Great I won three hundred bucks and celebrated by treating myself to midget lightning storm , but i'll tell you it wasn't cheap.
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When you piss in a girls mouth then zip tie her braces together then you taze the shit out of her then it comes out her nose like a dragon 🐉
I asked my girl if she wanted to do the Alaskan lightning dragon and she said HELL NO
Lightning McQueen porn is a really good piece of porn, my friend was the one who created it. It's the one where he opens his trunk and shows dick inside his engine
I like lightning mcqueen porn!
The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.
"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"
Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
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Grab your dick, squeeze it hard, and go very fast.
Hey baby, next time you send me a video, can you go Lightning McQueen fast.
AKA, ground shock . Landing from a jump causes pain in the foot which can sometimes be known as" lightning in my feet".
Jumping down from that wall gave me lightning in my feet.
A agility based lightning hero in Warcraft 3 custom map, DOTA. He strike lightning with frenzy, but take more damage. ( Techies will sure first blood this guy before he managed to kill techies! XD ) Chain Lightning is chain nuke, can cause damage to unit it jump. ( It's willl make his opponent hair jump so high until they high )Unholy Aura will make you move faster and increase life regeneration. ( Not fast enough to make you escape from rape. So if you noob, better cry for your mommy because you had lose your virginity. Storm seeker can strike your opponent automatically. ( If some low life hero chase you, this skill will sure piss them off, what a coward!)
killmahai1256 (Razor): You cannot kill me. You sure die.
( Use Frenzy )
Killmahai1256 pwned Alleria Windrunner's head for 245 gold!
Alleria Windrunner pwn killmahai1256's head for 245 gold!
Alleria Windrunner: Lolx! Killing each other!What a Razor the Lightning Relevent!
Killmahai1256: XD!
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