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Dred locks that look shitty on someone.
Nigga those ain't dredlocks, they SHITLOCKS!
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Group of Flash animators led by "Banana Lock" that uses objects with keyholes as faces. The Lock Legion was created in defiance of the Clock Crew.
Many Clocks dislike the Lock Legion
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The Lock Legion is a group of macromedia flash animators and patrons of the popular website Newgrounds. The group originally was a parody of the original flash group the Clock Crew, but when Clock Crew moderator Banana Clock was stripped of his moderator priveleges on the Clock Crew's website, he went to the Lock Legion to be given more power and status. Ever since then, those who don't make the cut in the Clock Crew traditionally join the Lock Legion, where the standards of conduct and animation are far lower.
The modern Lock Legion has made it its goal to recieve equal recognition and respect to the group it is a ripoff of, the Clock Crew. They are considered by many to be clock posers, fake clocks trying to steal the limelight from the original Clock Crew.
Much like the Clock Crew, the standard animation style tend to be to animate an object as an avatar for a person, with a lock representing the facial elements, as opposed to the clockface of the clock crew, and to use "tickers" (a moving arrow or a line emanating from the character) to indicate which character is talking in the absense of a mouth. Often times computer generated voices take the place of voice acting in Lock Legion animations as well.
Some facts about the lock legion:
Some notable members of the Lock Legion either for their prominence in the group or for their animating ability are Banana Lock, Coffee Lock, Aubergine Lock, Peach Lock, Trash Lock, Dia Lock, and Cloud Lock (also known as Wonchop.)
The Lock Legion has proven to be quite efficient in the production of music video collaborations, and far more efficient than the Clock Crew in accrediting them to the Lock Legion newgrounds account.
Many Locks are responsible for the creation of various other similar spinoffs, groups that follow the same animation concept as the clock crew and the same principle as the Lock Legion. These spinoffs, like the lock legion, largely consist of newer members (noobs, newbs) that are frustrated by the difficulty of finding respect and recognition within the established hierarchy of the Clock Crew.
"I joined the Clock Crew and asked them on the first day if they would mod me. When they didn't, I joined the Lock Legion."
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to fight, or get into a physical altercation
When she yanked her weave, I knew they were going to lock ass.
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To 'Griss Lock' means to have forcible or unconsented sex with any animal in a manner similar to the '69' postioning.
To try and attempt the above.
Can also be hyphenated i.e Griss-Lock
Did you hear about Farmer Joe? He fucking griss locked his cows!
I bet Tim griss locks his cat!
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A term to describe a bet that is virtually guaranteed winner, but in reality it is just a coin flip.
The term is a modification of the term, lock, which is used to describe a guaranteed winner in sports betting.
The use of this term is introduced by a poster, Richkas, who use the term to gain attention for his sports gambling picks. Due to the fact that his mortal locks are no better than a coin flip, the term is usually used as a comical modifier for sports gambling picks.
There are several variations of the term lock. Some popular variations are, Sicilian Lock, bet your mother's house lock, and $$$mortal lock$$$.
St. Louis Cardinals is a mortal lock.
Bet the blues, it is a mortal lock.
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Something that cannot lose. 100% sure bet.
Michael Schumacher to win the WDC is a Mortal Lock!
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