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n. pl. (BeefLogs)
1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.
2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.
3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.
4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.
5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.
6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"
people who shouldn't be fucked with, people feared by the outsiders
Don't even think about fucking with log gang, they are supreme.
A joint and/or blunt of gigantic proportions.
Man, I went to Willie's house last night, and that dude rolled up one hell of a fog log.
The remnants of a usually-massive dump left on the bottom of the bowl. May also be used as a verb.
If he perma-logs in my bowl one more time, I'm going to deuce on his bed.
When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole
Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.
What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.
When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.
The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.
Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning