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A drink that someone habitually gets as their first drink at a bar to lighten up.
"Dude, get your appletini so we can do some shots already!" "Talk about a crap lube drink..."
Saliva used as a sex lubricant.
Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”
“What’s Mexican Lube?”
“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.
Ran out of lotion, drank some milk , used my own spittoon lube, just like fucking a placenta.
when ur friend dan enjoys to be inebriated (lubed up if you will), and is so constantly lubed up that he earns the nickname lube dan
"have you seen lube dan today?" "yeah he is on the front porch smoking a cig"
Frank: Hey mark, you got any Italian lube, I'm about to cook
Mark: yeah I do
man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"
When a woman has bare-back intercourse with a man, then later has sex with a different man while still vaginally wet from the first man's ejaculate.
Most often the subsequent man is unaware of the first man's jizz and will mistake the wetness for vaginal secretions.
"I think this girl dude lubed me; she was really wet and smelled like cum."