Gumball Machine

A sex thing in which you put your balls in her butt, then put a quarter in her slot, then she pops out the balls.

My chick pushed to hard when i was gumballing her and she took a dump.

I jizzed when i gumballed my girl.

Gumball Machine is my favorite sex thing to do.

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claw machine

A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.

Setting: Dave and Busters at the claw machines:
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......

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sass machine

A device or person that generates sass.

Man: Don't be sassin me woman
Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you...
Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine

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Cash Machine

Another way of saying Ass To Mouth, or ATM for short (ATM of course meaning Automated Teller Machine, another way of saying Cash Machine)

She went and did a Cash Machine on me, dirty bitch!

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vending machine

Something Ikebukuro is running out of.

"Dude, did you see that flying vending machine the other day!?"
"Yeah, it had to be {Shizuo Heiwajima}!"

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Slot Machine

A polite way to address a whore or a woman who is easy

That camille girl, whatta slot machine.

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Ghost Machine

A car traveling with all external lights off at night, as to remain unnoticeable to standers by, regularly in an unpopulated and suburban area. Almost always filled with hooligans and traveling at excessive speeds. Phrase often used by the driver and cheering on passengers.

Driver / Passenger: 'WOOOHOOOO GHOST MACHINE!! GHOST MACHINE!
Stander by: 'What was that?'

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