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What my computer does daily whenever it freezes or doesn't work right. I.T. tells me to reboot, their answer to everything!
Every time I try to plot my drawing, it freezes up, it's magically retarded!
A Gmaj7add9 . Possibly the prettiest chord in existence. Playing this has the same effect as playing an arpeggio on the piano. It will seduce women immediately.
This chords uses the notes G B D F# and A.
In guitar tablature:
e|---5--
B|---0--
G|---0---
D|---4---
A|---5---
E|---3---
I played that chick the magic chord on my acoustic axe. Almost immediately I was knee-deep in clunge.
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The source of all magic in the Dungeons & Daddies, that all the main characters have access to. Not a random WWE wrestler.
The original dads only beat their dads because of OP Daddy Magic
The Magic Forest or Magical Forest is another name for the shit ton of hair surrounding a man reproductive organ.
Dude 1: Bro I was totally going to bang Jennifer last night but my Magical Forest started to itch.
Dude 2: Bro that totally sucks you should try GoldBond Medicated Powder™ for a relieving feeling.
Dude 1: Thanks so much bro I appreciate the advice.
An unskilled person or team who wins a contest of skill against a highly skilled person or team. The magical bitch had high amounts of bitch magic, allowing them to win.
Also, a win completely by luck and not skill.
Can apply to games of chance if a winning streak emerges.
Even Michael Jordan could lose a game of basketball against a magical bitch, once.
A mom who cooks for her son's friends every day she gives everyone rides anywhere and pays for everything she is so awesome you might think she can fly (because she can) She can also teleport because she is native american. this is the best type of mom to know
Magic Mom
1. A question about a detail of a fictional story that is so trivial, the people who wrote said story certainly did not think about it.
2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.
Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone
1. “ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”
2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”
“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”