Flee-Mail

E-Mail typically used at work to get out of work or justify absences.

Typical Flee-Mail sent at work: "I have a (Doctor, Dentist, etc) appointment", "I'll be out of the office on (Vac, Personal day, Sick Leave, etc", "I'm taking a Late Lunch.." "I'll be leaving the office due to a personal emergency, etc..."

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Junk mail

Dik pics..

I just love gettin "junk mail" , u kno them dik pics, dudes alwaz talkin bout they junk..lol.. "junk mail"...

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Junk mail

Mail containing heroin.

I hope I get that junk mail I've been waiting for, is it ever gonna get here?

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Junk Mail

Gloryholing though a mail slot.

Girl 1:"I got some junk mail the other day."
Girl 2:"How was it?
Girl 1:"I got three 'letters' at once!"

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eye-mail

(n.) - Visually-pleasing email messages and letters that arrive in your inbox with vibrantly-colored backgrounds and icons.

"Most of my incoming email is boring black-and-white messages, but every once in a while, someone sends me some really cool eye-mail, and I love it!"

-- Overheard at a watercooler at the San Francisco Art Institute

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J-mail

Mass forwarded e-mail of a religious nature usually sent by an older relative.

My grandmother forwarded me 5 pieces of J-mail today.

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e-mail

The "OTHER" Sex :D

Female=Girl
Male=Guy
E-mail=Computer

:D he he he

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