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Believing so deeply in propaganda and lies to forward an agenda that one lashes out at anyone and everyone who proves one wrong and deceptive.
Did you see that politician melt down and insult everyone he could name? He pulled a real Maloney Maneuver.
Purposefully telling grandiose lies to falsely accuse or cower someone to exert power, control, or for political gain.
Did you hear the whoppers he told about Jim to undermine him? Did he think anyone believed it? Total Maloney Maneuver
(n.) resisting change as long as possible before its too late. Seen in all walks of life, including interpersonal issues to international affairs. Named after Popeyes' delayed entry into the chicken sandwich industry to compete with Chik-fil-A.
Karen: "Tom wants to cut his hair the day before our wedding."
Lisa: "It's a Popeyes maneuver, plain and simple."
Any lame excuse to avoid physical contact with a first date.
- “oh darn! I had a full day of sun yesterday so you’re meeting me all sunburnt”
- “are you pulling an amy maneuver to avoid my hug?”
When you drift into a powerslide within Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec on the Playstation 2 and don't know the name of the action, so you name it after a grain.
Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.
Refers to the strategic actions that Mr. Lodge employed in an (unsuccessful, naturally! :P) attempt to prevent the clumsy accident-prone Archie from bumblingly knocking over his "priceless 'n' super-fragile" antique Ming Dynasty vase: he placed the ultra-vulnerable artifact on a small display-stand away off in the far end of the room, and put an indestructible rubber replica of the vase in the center of the room for Archie to look at instead of the genuine --- and incredibly breakable --- clay urn.
Mr. Lodge smugly gloats to his daughter Veronica about the ingenious eVASEive maneuver he has employed to protect his lovely valuable work of art from the soon-to-arrive-for-a-visit Archie --- "I had a rubber replica made of it; Archie won't be able to break this bouncy duplicate no matter how hard he bumps into it!" Of course, his seemingly-foolproof plan fails miserably (as usual!)... the hapless Archie --- fearing that he'll damage the vase even though it's just a rubber replica --- backs warily away from it and unknowingly blunders straight into the REAL VASE that's sitting on a stool behind him, sending it crashing to the floor and splintering all to pieces. :P
when you almost win at 8 ball and then fuck it up like 1 second away from actually winning
guy 1: ahhh i almost won at 8 ball
guy 2: yeah dude, you pulled the 8 ball maneuver