Too many wardens, not enough fires

Too many people trying to control a situation when it is in fact quite small.
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'

Worker 1: Dave told me I should be assembling the bricks this way, but Brett said they were meant to be placed this way

Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires

many sides

A term uttered when you wish to avoid the rightful condemnation of a group of people with with you are a member.

KKK member: the cross burning that occurred yesterday outside the black household was the result of the actions of many sides, many sides.

Too Many sweet pickles

Slang expression used on the islands in the Puget Sound West of Seattle. Describes a state of temporary dementia or delusion (often caused by chemical intoxication).

Man, I think I'm seeing things...

Too many sweet pickles...