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CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE AGAINST BOSTON 2013. LOSERS SINCE 1967. NO LEAFS NO. CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP. LEAFS SUCK
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Maple Hill High School is a school located in bumblefuck nowhere or scientifically Castleton. Most commonly known as juel-school or Maple Hell you are ensured a warm welcome when walking through the halls of this wannabe juvenile detention center. If your not spending your time breaking school chromebooks and pushing kids in the halls when dipper day comes around you'll be throwing hall passes in the trash before you leave the classroom.
Cameron: "I'm sorry about the Ligma Steve. Do the Doctors know how you picked it up?"
Steve: "They said it may have come from my visit at Maple Hill High School."
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Maple Hill High School is a school located in bumblefuck nowhere or scientifically Castletucky. Most commonly known as juel-school or Maple Hell you are ensured a warm welcome when walking through the halls of this wannabe juvenile detention center. If you're not spending your time breaking school chromebooks and pushing kids in the halls when dipper day comes around you'll be throwing hall passes in the trash before you leave the classroom.
- This message was approved by Jodi Sullivan
Cameron: "Didn't you play basketball against Maple Hill High School last Friday Steve?"
Steve: "That's probably how I contracted type 2 diabetes."
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the term "tap that like a maple tree" means that you want to "tap that" (slap that, touch that, get that...etc) as you would tap a maple tree for syrup (goodness). used to express desire towards a person, place, thing, goat...etc.
((an attractive person walks by))
you say to yourself, your friend, or the lonely-looking street cone, "damn, i wanna tap that like a maple tree!!"
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That middle school everybody dreads in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Home to many kids who don't understand the process of growing up. Almost everyone there has gotten a detention or been to summer school. Atleast they have a China exchange program...
You go to Maple Creek Middle School ?
Yeah, why?
dang.
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Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a professional sports company with its headquarters in Toronto, Ontario. Valued at 1.75 billion USD, they have many assets including the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Toronto Marlies, the Toronto Raptors, the Toronto FC, and the Air Canada Centre.
Unfortunately (or fortunately for their competition), they are 80% owned by the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan, who don't give 2 sh*ts about sports, except to collect their pensions and go to sleep every night laughing at how much the Leafs, the Raptors, and the FC fail year after year.
Justin Bieber is a disgrace to music as Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a disgrace to sports.
If Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment got $1 from every person in Toronto every time one of their teams made the playoffs, MLSE will have $0.
The amount that Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment cares about its teams can be compared to the amount of success Ron Wilson has as a coach, which is negative infinity.
Worlds must suckish school.
A school filled with suck.
"You can't be GETTIN' up and down and all around 'cause you in lunch de-TEN-tion!"
-Maple Street Magnet School Lunch Detention Monitor Person (I have no idea what their job title is, they just walks around and tell people "Not to be late fo claaayuss!" while wearing extremely stupid sunglasses.)