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Crap grown and sold by the Canadian Government to individuals requesting it who are in pain or have an ailment such as MS.
MS victim: "Dude, I just got on the list for some of that chronic medical marijuana."
Dude: "Error, you cannot use the word chronic in the same sentence as medical marijuana. The government obviously doesn't know where to get good enough seeds, or they don't want you to get too high so they sell you this shit. You could find a guy around here that could sell you a lot better shit than that for the same price."
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A degree acquired by all students who attend Humboldt state University, regradless of major. Anyone in posession of this degree can estimate the weight of a sack within .5 grams.
A conversation with someone with a marijuana accredation degree
Nema: Dude you guys got hooked up.
Me: Are you sure?
Nema:Dude, I went to Humboldt.
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a person that is addicted to smoking marijuana
"i'm a marijuana junkie because im addicted to pot"
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Slang term for Marijuana
Ayo pass me sum of that slang term for marijuana
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When you vape an entire bowl into one bag and then proceed to squeeze all the vapor into someone's face. This person has to options. The swallow (breath in) or spit it out (cover his face).
Jon gave me an insane Marijuana Cum Shot last night.
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Political party made of potheads, mainly used to legalize Cannabis. It's notable that it's probably the most undervoted party in Canada, just under the Communist Party.
I'm a proud voter of the Marijuana Party of Canada.
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When you swallow fat nuggets of marijuana chased by water, then pop a laxative afterwards, and while you are defecating, you find little pieces of marijuana buds in your feces floating in the poop water. Afterwards, you proceed to dry them with a blow dryer or the sun, grind it up and smoke it with your peers!!
(While smoking a fatty with friends) "Guys, I took one hell of a marijuana shit last night.
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