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(noun) The act of anal sex. Refers to the backward nature of Greenfield, Massachusetts
My wife got really drunk last night. She even agreed when I asked if I could give her a Greenfield Massage!
A sensor friendly way for a one nite stand or hookup.
I don't want anything serious, I just want a taco massage.
Messages sent to someone or others to emotionally support their decisions.
(Giving a text massage)
(Giving a text massage)
Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.
A non sexual massage of the testicular region
Hey kyra I would like to give you a Ball Massage
A massage involving two massueses and one recipient. Essentially the threesome of massages.
That massage-a-troi was extremely relaxing but a little confusing.
You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!
Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!
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The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.
"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."
"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."
"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."
"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"