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The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
Firm massage from one of your dawgs for pleasure. Gay unless it's one of your dawgs then it's acceptable.
Me: Yo Dawg come give me one of those Man Massages to pleasure myself
The act of fingering your homies booty hole until they clench.
Yo I’m bouta give you the best Indian massage therapy tonight.
An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.
“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”
The constant shaking of cars due to how roads were constructed long ago in Europe’s main landmass.
“Yo dude, when I was on vacation in Berlin, I got a Portuguese Massage“
“Bogus!”
(noun) The act of anal sex. Refers to the backward nature of Greenfield, Massachusetts
My wife got really drunk last night. She even agreed when I asked if I could give her a Greenfield Massage!