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Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.

Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022


Burger Match

A burger match is when you or your friend challenge you to do something amazing and if you succeed you earn a burger, on them.

I got a burger match idea, do a backflip right now.

by T O A D YT August 31, 2022


cheeky match

Cheeky matching, ah, cheeky matching. A concept as elusive as a particularly nimble squirrel on a particularly slippery day. It's a dance, a pas de deux of sorts, between items, between people, perhaps even between ideas.
There's a wink, a nudge, a subtle suggestion of connection, a shared secret whispered in the language of design or circumstance. It's the unexpected harmony, the surprising rhyme, the playful echo in a world often dominated by the mundane. It's not merely similarity, no, it's something more, a spark ignited by juxtaposition, a connection forged in the crucible of creativity.
But to truly grasp its essence, one must delve deeper, into the labyrinthine corridors of style, taste, and perhaps even a touch of audacity.

Omg we’re cheeky matching

by CheekyMatcher August 18, 2024


matching play

A set or pair of something, typically clothing.

“She was wearing a matching play at the party.”

by bulldogyanog July 15, 2021


mix-match

Variant of mishmash or mish mash, which is a confused mixture

Dang, I can't find a matching pair of socks.....oh well i will just wear a mix-matched pair.

by AHBroccoli July 16, 2018


Mix-Matched

What people say when they really meant mismatched.

I mix-matched my outfit. Oh wait! I meant mismatched!

by Illiteracy Warrior January 11, 2023


match fit for the pitch

What does it mean to be match fit?

Are you really capable of being here? If not you'll soon be found out!

Are you Match fit for the pitch?!

by Fatiodoors March 23, 2023