cheap meat

When someone easy to shag and you ain't gotta put in any effort

"Flo is so easy, straight up cheap meat"

meat queen

a dirty slag who will fuck anything just to gain sexual expierience and popularity usually found in houses full of coke heads after pubs close on weekends

person a "shall we go to thornbury and try to pull some birds"?
person b " fuck that! that place is full of sloppy meat queens"

Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.

"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"

Meat Switch

At a Brazilian Steakhouse, they give you a small object to place in front of you. If the green side is up, they'll keep offering you more meat. If it's red, they'll pass by you. This "Meat Switch" controls how much meat you ultimately get.

Bob, you still eating?
No, I'm stuffed.
Flip your Meat Switch to red then, so they stop bothering you.
Gotcha

beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

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Meat on the grill

To receive oral pleasures from a woman.

The act of placing your manhood in the mouth of a woman.

A blowjob.

Guy: "What's up? Can I come by and smash?

Girl: "No. I'm on my period; but you can come put some meat on the grill."

Guy: "Word! I'm on the way"

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meat and potatoes

the basic fundamentals of something, the point of something

It would be nice if they just got to the meat and potatoes, but I doubt they will.

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