A pig that rolls around in the mud for too long before fucking a pigeon.
Damn did you see that guy, he is a total messy donut!
(Adj.) Describing one's demeanor, attitude, swagger, or otherwise disposition with a positive note or vibe that particularly exuding rizz or confidence.
"When I see him out and about with them girls, acting all suave, oooo he so messy!"
Used to describe a toxic romantic relationship, usually involving cheating and trust issues.
Dude: Ayo, did you hear Ryan allegedly cheated on Sofia?
Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.
Someone who drinks and takes excessive amounts of drugs.
Did you see how messy that guy was, didn’t even know what day it was.