a shitty place to live, where teachers fuck their students and people are two-faced.
I had sex with my gym teacher in Breckenridge, Michigan
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Great place to go to school to get a great education. But, when you step off of campus, you'll be robbed. Expect a gun to your head.
Where are you going tonight?.....Ypsilanti, Michigan....Watch your purse.
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The sexual act of sneezing in ones vagina.
''Last night I gave that girl a Michigan sneeze!''
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The big, long, and in some opinions dangerous 3 trailer big rigs that are not allowed on some freeways, but are allowed on many tollways. Most are UPS and FEDEX
There were Michigan trains all over the road with their rear ends swerving in the wind.
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When one person uses their lips to blows drugs up another person's ass, and then the other person defecates said drugs back into the first person's mouth.
My name is Corey and you gotta give me those drugs Hot Michigan style
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A sexual act involving the use of a spoon to remove fecal matter from the receiver's sphincter. the feces is then put in the mouth and the partners proceed to make out. The feces is then removed from the mouth and used for vaginal intercourse lubrication.
Claymores: oh baby, i'ma Michigan DewBanks you till the sun comes up!
Ahsila: Do you have a spoon?
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Take a rich ass shit in a bucket, then make the girl get in doggy style, and put the bucket in front of her and make her put her face in the bucket while you fuck her from behind.
Holy Shit Goober, i gave that slut last night the stinkiest Michigan Mudbucket ever, she smelled shit for a week!!!
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