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a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will
"did you hear that jack is taking on the microwave love path with his ex?!"
is someone says this to u they basically mean your food is awful and u should basiclaly just kill urslef because ur useless and cant cook
shai "i like boiling my noodles!"
the love of shai's life "microwave beter"
When you stop your microwave with less than 5 seconds remaining.
I didn't want to wake anyone up, so I was microwave edging.
When you put 2 or more pieces of food inside a microwave at the same time.
Jim: Hey can I put my food in with yours?
John: Yeah, come on in. Join in the microwave orgy.
When you fart in a woman's mouth
I gave Sheila a sassy microwave this morning. It covered up her morning breath.
This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
When someone farts in a microwave and then shoves their mates head inside, similar to a Dutch oven.
Sam wasn't expecting a thing when he walked into the kitchen to get Worcester Microwaved by Brett this morning.