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Mikey

A lil bitch who never (always) gives me love n he always fuckin complaining if he don’t get pussy within a few days. But he knows I love steak tortas n he always tryna get me to smoke even tho I don’t fuckin smoke. He likes breakfast food n getting his back scratched but he still a lil bitch.. Always making jokes too especially about sucking toes n eating ass. & he says he’s kidding but he jokes sm about it I’m starting to think he’s for real but I’ll let him anyway bc that’s my baby💖 N he spoils me with love, hugs, and kisses 25/8 that’s why he’s the best. Total package & I just wanna be so good to him bc I know we both have trust issues and crazy ass ex’s, he deserves better💜 and he my lil kickin ass Reggie Kray so I know imma always be good with him around even tho he my lil baby in private💓 He’s a sweetheart n always makes me laugh with his lil corny goofy jokes so I pretend like I’m mad even though I know he’s kidding just so he can hold on to me and pull me closer🥰

Mikey loves deep sea diving in my pu$$y

by Asianpersuasion54321 January 29, 2020


Mikey

A fat bastard.

Mikey is a fat bastatd.

by Applepsp May 16, 2020


Mikey

A fat usless bastard.

Mikey is a fat usless bastats.

by Applepsp May 16, 2020


Mikey

The best he is amazing and loves himself

mikey is awersome

by ggkkgk March 02, 2019


mikey

the most amazing,caring,funny,beautiful boy you could ever imagine yourself with,he always puts you before himself,there is never a dull moment with mikey,he always ensures you are happy and feel loved,he hates you being sad and will always comfort you to the best of his ability.He is the best hugger,cuddler and has the biggest heart,his hands are always warm and ready to hold yours!

i love you mikey

by dinosaursmiles November 02, 2019


Mikey

A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.

I want to pull that Mikey out of the cupboard and tickle him like a little Oompa Loompa.

by November 23, 2021


Mikey

Aka “Mikey Slatt” Always be remembered for masturbating anywhere at anytime even when all odds are against him he will find a way to nut

With his spaghetti arms you would wonder how he got so Boney, well that’s is because he is unable to pick up a utensil he just simply doesn’t have the strength for it.
“Mikey Slatt” is one of the 36 black kids in the world to ever beat to Fortnite porn.
He is also in the race for worst Black basketball player in SoCal.

Hi Mikey how are you

by Bluebucks November 23, 2021