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Dragging your scrotum (preferably freshly shaven) down your partner's naked leg.
I gave the wife the quarter mile last night and she almost barfed, it was awesome.
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Miles McKenna is a well known transgender youtuber who has an emo tumblr fanbase and hooks up with people from Fullscreen Live
anthony "Oh Miles Mckenna ik u want my bussy"
miles "lemme penetrate you with my shrek penis"
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Miles is not as savage as bella. Bella is better at group chatting and miles is just jealous
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Any long strip near a college or University where "Chicken-Hawks" drive and cruise the young college boys.
"Michele and I drove down the PBA pedo-mile and almost wrecked the car"
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The act of being forced to walk a seemingly very long hallway or corridor after the flagulance of another person is still fresh in the air, with the gas being trapped and concentrated within its small envelope.
" I had to walk the green mile to get to My apartment Tonight; I don't know Who it was or what They ate!"
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How far you must walk before you walk 9 miles.
I made that 8 mile trek and I'm about to die. I wish I had a car.
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When your girl falls asleep and you are still feeling a bit horny , you simply treat your self to a 'Miles Kane'. Which is giving your self a hand shandy with said girls hand whilst she is asleep. Just like famous Scouse musician Miles Kane is known to do.
Dave: 'did you pull last night?'
Bill: 'na, the stupid bitch fell asleep so I had to treat myself to Miles Kane'
Dave: 'Fair one!, you know what they say. Do as Miles Kane does'
Bill: 'Damn straight'
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