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Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.

Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!

by Roadent December 21, 2021


Mission Doggy

Definition: Down striking in the missionary but the guys is turned about looking down at her asshole

How to: While she’s on her upper back (ass in the air, parallel with her head), position yourself standing over her body in a sumo squat and stroke downward

“I misson dogged my friends wife last night and she squirted Up on my taint And balls”

“I would Mission Doggy Sommer Ray hard as fuck”

by shastiakloske June 12, 2020


Missioning

1. To make it your mission to complete your work right before it is due.

When you are overwhelmed and procrastinate so that you only have an hour to do your project before it is due.
When you're lazy and have to mission so that you don't fail.

2. To cram study before an exam because you were too lazy to study beforehand

I have a science project due in 2 hours... crap! Missioning time!

Shoot I forgot to study! Missioning will be the only way I pass this darn test! :O

by Attiria October 20, 2011


Mission Driven Startup

A Mission Driven Startup who's primary purpose is to deliver a change to the world. Cashflow, profits, and shareholder value creation are tools used to accelerate this outcome, but aren't the outcome.

TransferWise is a mission driven startup

by BooYaccaShah March 3, 2016


Honey Mission

Errands from your spouse that end up being a wild goose chase or an impossible to achieve task. Similar to a dummy mission.

Man1: she asked me to get the mascara out of her car it’s not in there
Man2: Sounds like she sent you on a honey mission.

by Dropthealbumkendrick May 28, 2021


Hunt and bag mission

1. As literal as it sounds. You hunt an area with the intention of bringing a kill, trophy, haul, etc. back with you.

2. During a dating desperation, out of loneliness, making a trip to vegas, reno, or some destination with intent of bagging a spouse overnight.

3. Out of loneliness going to some destination for as many hookups as possible.

Jennifer power walked all of vegas on this hunt and bag mission. Poor girl came back to the hotel empty handed and no ring.

Everyone replied with "awww"

by Theamazinggeek January 19, 2019


Shawnee Mission West

A school located in Overland Park KS in the shawnee mission school district, they're the Vikings even though there are no people from Minnesota in that bitch. They say that the school itself is great but really its full of stoner, wanna be stoners and is the teenage pregnancy capital of the Midwest. The sports teams are abysmal and any football team made up of just punters could beat their football team. And they stole their logo straight from the NFL franchise Minnesota Vikings. And the only thing they got going for them is that Paul Rudd went their for highschool

Johnny Appleseed: yo wanna go to the football game at Shawnee Mission West?

Steve: Fuck no that place has got all sorts of STD's and their football team is shit

by 1Rammstein! July 1, 2022