Rural Dictionary

Mole's Law

Where one person is the best at everything. No matter the activity mole's law states that the person in question is the best at aforementioned activity and always shall be. If this person is only good at one thing that one thing = everything.

Peter - Hey George want to play some beer pong?

Mole - Hey now i'm the best at beer pong, oh yaaa, i'll beat you all. By the way i drink the most, hack the most butts and get all the girls.

George - Mole's Law states that you can fro

Peter - ya, kindly fuck right off

by salgoud nosretep April 22, 2009

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Whack-a-Mole

A sexual game preformed by two people. One person with a penis must be receiving a hand-job. During the hand job the man must wait until he is about to ejaculate and right before he must smack his hand flat over top of his partners cupped hand as to not squash the penis. If he successfully smacks the hand he is allowed to finish and may choose to go again. If not the penis is crushed thus unable to ejaculate. Correct timing is necessary to win this game.

”Hey, babe! Wanna play a game of whack-a-mole?”

”Jerry... I think you should recover more from last nights game.”

by Dicklickingdaddylover August 10, 2019

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mole toke

A bong toke consisting of marijuana and tobacco. Also called a yacht.

Dude where's the mole bong? I want to take a mole toke.

by PEEEEEEEter June 2, 2011

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de Mole

A name coined upon the purchase of a pair of Ajax football shorts in 2005 by MD. Based on a combination of a fictional player on PES and an employee for Endemol... Jon de Mole. Contrary to popular belief, the shorts neither improve one's football skills or sexual prowess.

Dave.... looking pasty in the de Moles

What you wearing today? Smashing up the de Moles?

Mega. Bird said she fancied me as I was wearing the de Moles.....

by Tyskie81 February 3, 2009

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