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Part of your job that is a total waste of time and could easily be performed by a monkey instead of a human.
You read for lunch yet?
No, I have to finish my monkey task first.
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Somebody who has gone through years of difficult and strenuous education in engineering, architecture, or a similar field only to wind up with a mindless and repetitive job where they do one task on a computer drafting program over and over again.
See: tool.
My cousin Curtis talked up the benefits of going into engineering, and now spends 12 hours a day sitting at a computer using a software program to draft diagrams of screws for heavy machinery. He is a CAD monkey.
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when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.
yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.
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Racist term for negroes used by ignorant people. Black people are very easily distinguished from monkeys and should not be labeled as such. Monkeys are characterized by their tails, while black people have none.
Get a job, you crack-smoking jeeba monkey!
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A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.
That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.
Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.
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An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.
Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"
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To perform a slight error that unwittingly caused horrible, catastrophic level events
reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
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