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Showing or revealing a part of the body that isn't considered a private part, i.e. a foot or an elbow.
Dude! That chick just mormon flashed me! I got to see her ankle!
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A Mormon pancake is the term given to any flat food served up that contains male ejaculate added in there as a joke.
Myra is 99 years of age and a virgin. Imagine her surprise then to discover that her nephew Kevin has just served her up a good old-fashioned Mormon pancake. I bet she even asks for seconds.
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When you spend the entire night sober and wake up with a fat headache and feeling like you have just been hit by a large moving vehicle.
Guy 1: "Dude, I went out with my friends as the DD, and still woke up with a hangover."
Guy 2: " Ahh, it's the classic Mormon Hangover. Go back to bed and take an advil."
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when 5 hot guys show up wearing black ties and white shirts then proceed to cock pound your mouth to the point you blackout from lack of oxygen and when you wake up they are gone having left you with the book of mormon and dick breath
Hey girl i gots to brush my teeth i got bad mormon breath and need to burn all my stuff i can only wear white shirts and black ties now
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The act of rolling a joint with a page from the back of The Book of Mormon. Usually consists of a large amount of weed.
Bob: Whoa, I got so high last night. I didn't have any rolling paper so I rolled a fatty Mormon joint. I got so high, I thought I was dying. I think the God of Mormon was punishing me.
Ted: The "God of Mormon"?
Bob: Yeah, you know. Joseph Smith.
Ted: You're an idiot.
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Mormon girls are the most beautiful girls there are l. They got super kicken booties and absolutly bootylicous knockers. man those things are stunning. Then they got the most beautiful eyes. To sum things up they have the most rockin bodies and most gorgeous faces ever so if you find one then u better hold on because they make the best companions ever.
Dang thoese mormon girls are so gosh dang hot
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Coffee, or any caffinated drink
I am going to 7-11 to get some mormon crack to stay awake
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