Mothers Life

When you say something and someone else doesn’t believe it, you say Mothers Life meaning you are telling the absolute truth (swearing on your Mothers Life)

Student: Mothers Life I weren’t talking, Miss.

joeseph mother

It’s just a longer version of joe mama

That’s it
That’s the whole thing
Go home

Real human 1:
Hey did you hear about joeseph?
Real human 2: no,who’s joeseph?
Real human 1: joeseph mother
Real human 2: *grabs all and shoots real human 1 in the stomach*

Mother Dairy

Slang to compliment Busty girls having big breasts.

Parineeti Chopra is a big breasted busty mother dairy.

Joe Mother

What boomers use when they are trying desperately to fit in with zoomers.

Heya kids Joe Mother Haha I did a meme

mother trucker

when you're around people who get triggered, so motherfucker just won't do.

mother trucker, dude. that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.

mother lover

1. A person that enjoys ones mother.
2. Someone who's duty is to please moms.

Chuck Norris is a bad ass mother lover.
Tell your mom she didn't pay for my mother loving services last night.

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Mother Goose

When you sit on someones cold feet to make then warm- similar to a goose with her eggs.

Taylor come mother goose my feet, they're cold.

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