The action of hitting the tip of one penis with the tip of another penis.
Like a high five with dicks.
This often triggered by glory hole confusion/misuse.
I tried to use the glory hole, but ended up high mushrooming another dude.
Large round yet flat (pancakes) tits with big nipples
Like walking around with two portobello mushrooms stuck to your chest with the stalks pointing outwards
I'm really digging her mushroom mammaries
To fuck someone with the tip of your dick
I mushroom stabed jessica and she was begging for the rest of it!
The workplace. The place where they keep you in the dark all the time and feed you shit constantly.
I woke up one day and realized that I work in a goddam mushroom farm.
Get a group of males and 1 female. All the males will cum on one of the males dicks and then the female will suck it off.
Chad- Bro, you wanna join us in a bukkake mushroom?
Brad- Bro, as long as y’all don’t cum on my dick I’m fine with it.
a groupchat created on twitter to talk about the marauders and harry potter. every member sucks but they still love each other nonetheless!
oh you're in the mushroom gc? blink twice if you need help
A man who has a wholesome and healthy interest in fungi.
"Have you seen the Mushroom Man? He is really cool, and I met him at church"