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Pretty much the most addicting website in the world and possibly stronger than the US government (I swear, Tom has way more power than Bush).
A mix of high school preps, emos, and scene teenagers use this site to gain (or attempt) popularity. On MySpace you can often witness a bulleton with a compleatly ridiculous subject so you click it to find that the message reads "omg new picz. plz comment or ill kill u!"
Also this is a place for 6th and 7th grade girls to post the sluttiest pictures possible of themselves. They attempt to gain popularty by whoever has the most "friends"
If you're reading this right now you probably have a MySpace page. You are probably reading all these definitions and getting all "myspace horney" and getting the urge to check for new friend requests, comments, picture comments, messages, video comments, or invites. Dont lie I know it's true.
Girl: hey im really glad we're going out
boy: yeah i know, wanna take it to the next level?
girl: sure...
boy: ok cool! what's your myspace?
girl: omg your so romantic!
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1. a website where you go, add all these people that you will never talk to face to face but add anyways to boost your friend count,
2. GOD
3. a pathetic excuse for a life
4. something that no one likes anymore but everyone is so addicted that they just can't quit. so they check it every .07758 seconds to see if someone left them a comment or message.
5. the greatest procrastination tool since xanga
tom is the antichrist and myspace is god. the end
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An addictive drug of the 21'st century infecting every houshold computer. A place where little 12 yr olds put up fake pics and pretend there 21 and then ther parents call the cops on some guy who wants to meet them. And where people who are bored can make up stupid posts that threaten to kill u if u dont repost them.
Typical myspace converstions
girl: hi...ur cute ;)
guy: thnx...so r u
girl: omfg....u fukin stalker..im callin the cops
(enough said)
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I have been reading lyke all this negative stuff about myspace and lyke everything people are saying is tru. it is full of "emo", "scene", and "Hardcore" people trying to get more friends to look cooler. and all the nasty chicks out there showing skin to get looks from guys are obviously slutty and nasty and have a problem with their self-esteem.
And The picture thing. Everyone is always talkin about how there new myspace picture is so great and that everyone should go and comment it. I mean dang, i think it is gay. Just one bulliten saying that you got a new picture will do it thanks. and your real friends who actually matter will probably already commented it before you even posted a bulliten about it.
The people on it. There are many emo boys that are mean; and think they are hott shit. Most of the chicks are either underage, nasty, or labled. they don't lyke being labeled but they KNOW that they are. EVERYONE has a label. Just don't label yourself. You kan't just be a nobody. damn.
Also they way people type and spell on here. I LOATHE when people TyPe LyKe ThIs. It just pisses me off. but even more is when th3y t!p3 L!|< 3 th@t. it is rather unappealing and anoying. and to get this out...you spell rock lyke that, not rawk. and it's not rox either. If your display name is sk8er chick then please die. you are prolly in love with the used, mcr, greenday, and all that shit. and the phrase, "it rox my sox" is overused, and overly anoying!
Just a few things most likley on people's myspace pages:
1)they all hate drama and fake people
2)they skateboard
3)this profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor
4)they like greenday, good charlotte, and shit lyke that.
5)they goto shows
6)there prolly at the disco
7)has Tom as their friend
8)have a music video playing on their page(which no one actually watches)
9)your computer is more likely to freeze when log on people's pages if you have an older model due to the over-decoration
omfg i haven't been able to check my myspace in a whole day!
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A pedos dream. MySpace is a place to sit all day and post chain messages saying "omgzzz if you dont repost this in 6.7 seconds, you will die by tonight!11!!1" Myspace is mostly a place for 14-20 year olds, but the stupid little sluts that are 11 and 12 years old come on to the site and dress in their 9 inch stelletos with their mini skirts and take pictures saying that they are 17, so hot college guys can comment then and say "Hey baby, you looking damn fine in that outfit, lets chill". Myspace is a gateway to the world, so little girls can give old men a good time. Mostly a place that is obsessed over by teens. Myspace is a place to post your badass pictures with your friends with captions that say “Hey, we are hardcore” You spend hours photoshopping you favorite pictures, then you post 15 bulletins saying how cool your pic is and promise your friends that if they comment you, you will comment them back. When you get in fights with people, you automatically go onto myspace so that you can delete them from your friends. Highy addicting.
Annie- "Hey Laura, check out this hot guy I found on Myspace!"
Laura- "Oh my, Add him and leave him a comment, maybe he will comment you back!"
Annie- "oh my gosh maybe! Oh hey! I better repost this bulletin and the love of my life will kiss me tomorrow! but If I dont repost, a scary man thats naked will come to my bedroom tonight and kill me"
Laura- "Sounds risque, you better repost."
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Someone who is overly aggressive socially. Usually used in a derogatory manner when someone is trying too hard to climb the social ladder.
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1. how you can be friends with Tila Tequila!!!!!
2.Aaand 25000 other strangers, consisting of 1% friendlies, 2%your REAL friends, and 97% pedophiles, rapists, and/or abductors (its usually losers and people at the bottom of the popularity chain who falls for the 97% category"
1. Bob-"wow! hey jeff, I became friends with tila tequila on myspace last night! WOW!!!!"
Jeff-"...wtf? so am i..."
2. Billy on myspace-"hi people! who wants to be friends with me?"
stranger-"hey...i see your..uh...13..yeh...i wanna be friends with you...in fact, i wanna meet you, face to face, since were suuuch good friends"
Billy-"yeh!!! im popular now!!!! *smiley face :)* where?"
stranger-"uuuuh..how about that dark alley between that brothel and the crackhouse down in sin city?"
Billy-"yeh! i have a feelign were gonna be BFF's!!!!"
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