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A Budwieser with a booger in it.
I was concerned with the excessive salt tase of my bud, until Dick Bob explained that he had given me an Alabama Martini.
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One who lacks manners and common courtesy. Usually somone who drinks heavily and uses profane language. In certain cases this person could be a wife beater or child abuser. Commonly nick-named "Retro." Prefers Busch Beer and bowling to spending time with family members.
Damnit Derek's dad is SUCH an Alabama Man!
He's quick he's strong he's active, ALABAMA MAN
Look out for that alabama man, he's trashed riding a scooter down the side walk
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A sex act where the man takes a shit and the woman uses the solid baton like turd as a dildo.
I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Pipeline last night.
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"Hey how do i get to the nearest beer store?"
"Go up a half mile, and hang an Alabama Left. You can't miss it."
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When a man rubs a woman up and down with tea leaves then pours hot (but not scalding) water on her. He then proceeds to get as much into her vagina as possible and drinks it out before shitting on her ankles. She starts to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" while he positions her and then accomplishes very rough anal sex.
"Dude, I heard Brent did the Alabama Teapot last night."
"He totally did, Cassie's been humming the song all day!"
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Any use of something that's not a suitcase for transporting or storing clothing. This includes but is not limited to: cardboard boxes, plastic garbage or shopping bags, or anything else that can be seen as redneck. Duffel bags are not included.
Janet kicked Ryan out of his apartment last night, and he left with only an Alabama suitcase
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Hes quick, he's strong, he's handsome!
Alabama man was on SouthPark the other night!
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