really fucking fat bitch

Its when a female is extremely overweight and when she walks down the street it makes your pupils bleed and wonder if there really is a god.

Bro 1 : Holy mother of mary that bitch is cracking the sidewalk with her cankles!
Bro 2 : This bitch is so ho is fat she uses a parachute for a g-string!She is a really fucking fat bitch.Ahhhhhh!*whisper*Mike hold me im' very scared.
Bro the 3rd : I'm gonna take various parts of a chicken and pelt you with them you greasy load of female.

5👍 4👎

what's really good in the hood

A friendly greeting... how are things going with you?

Yo, Kevin, what's really good in the hood?

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I really like you

What a guy says when trying to convince a girl to sleep with him

I'm not so sure about this
Yeah, but I really like you

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Really bad toe jam

Stepping on the ground for only a second

I HAVE REALLY BAD TOE JAM MY FEET ARE JAMMY

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really big clever cheese

it's a piece of cheese, and it's really big... and really clever.

WOW!!! Brad is a piece of clever cheese, and i just met him!

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really fucking massive shit

Constipation.....ongoing....day after day after day.

Visit the drug-store.
purchase some senna.
o/d on senna.
empty your bowels around your feet and down the legs of your jeans.
Drug-store again.
eat shit.
buy epicac
puke.
eat puke

Then soil the shop.....severely.
shabba.

I just did a really fucking massive shit....ooooh dear.

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its just cheese really

To say something when theres something to be said but you have nothing relative to say.

Person 1: "I woke up late, I stubbed my toe, I had a flat tire, I went to work, I got fired, I came home and caught my girlfriend with the UPS guy... now what?

Person 2: "You know... Its just cheese really."

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