window wipe

A very arousing self-orgasmic sexual technique done by inserting your penis all the way into any insertable and penetrable object and moving your hips in a circular motion like wiping a window and then ejaculating inside while still maintaining that same circular motion.

1: Dude, I finally window wiped my girl's ass the other night!

2: So Karina, did you let David window wipe you yet?

3: Leland told me that after he was done window wiping his girl he gave her a hot jiminy for watching some BBM porn.

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Ass Wipe

A.K.A. Toilet Paper.
also known as a person who is just as shitty as a piece of toilet paper.

"Oh lord girl your such an ass wipe! Your B.O. is lingering and it makes me think.."

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verification wipe

Wiping ones rear end for fear that the flatulence just expelled may have inadvertently gone to the next level. i.e. verifying whether or not one has in fact pooped his/her pants. Most often happening at work or out at clubs/bars

I ate three chilli dogs last night and drank 18 beers so that fart is going to need a verification wipe

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Yang wipe

A wipe used to cleanse your dirty tampons, so they are now reusuable.

-Hey bro, what did you get your chink for christmas?

- A yang wipe, she is always complaining about her dirty tampons.

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J-wipe

The action of wiping the female vagina to induce pleasure. The motion is resemblant of a j-cloth.

Instead of the usual routine, John used the J-Wipe technique to spice things up in his sex life.

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swipe and wipe

to steal a piece of technology, such as a laptop or ipad, that is left out, and erase it to factory settings for quick resale.

"Johnny's iPad got stolen the other day from the cafe, and now I see one on Craigslist - another victim of the old swipe and wipe."

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Wipe it to beige

The act of partially wiping one’s anus post defecation. A phrase popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist, Kunt and the Gang.

Just wipe it to beige, let me in and then go and finish off your poo.

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