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A combiniation of command interpreters which runs between the central processing unit and software that allow a users to interact with a computer or other electronic device. A phrase that can never refer to any Microsoft product. By its very definition, an operating system must operate, which is the complete opposite of any Microsoft product.
Linux, FreeDOS, DRDOS, BEOS, Unix, OS/400, are all operating systems.
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Often the first call of nature after a strongly spiced meal is a system dump.
Extra strong curry may result in a system dump to floppy.
We went out to an Indian restaurant last night and I badly needed a system dump this morning.
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The type of hardware required by a piece of software.
The system requirements for this product: Windows XP operating system
700 MHz CPU or faster
128 MB or more of RAM
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The worst possible engineering major
All systems engineering majors end up working for UPS or FedEx
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The special move commonly used by experimental band Indiephone during instances of mortal combat.
During a spirited performance of their hit Metrixxx, Orpheus Higginsigginsabottle-Smyth (the EU High Comissioner for Units at the time), jumped onto the stage and began to verbally abuse frontman The Ridiculous Sleeve for what he called his uneuropean propaganda.
The High Comissioner was not heard from until 3 days afterwards, when he emerged, naked and shaking, from a sewage pipe near Cardiff. When asked to recount his ordeal, his only words were "They went metric on my arse".
Indiephone on the metric system: LET'S GO METRIC!
SUPER E-LECTRIC!
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Sega's 8-bit competitor to the NES in the 80's. Got it's ass kicked in America, however it was quite successful elsewhere. In most cases cross-platform games looked better on the Master System.
TecToy of Brazil are still manufacturing officially licensed Master Systems to this day.
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"System of a down rite tru lyrics, not sum lame ass crap rittin by an emo kid complainin bou tevrythin."
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